The Tight-Fisted Legend of Snohomish
John Burns, a legendary pioneer of Snohomish, lives in a humble shack while owning half the town’s main street.
The story, cleaned up
A cleaned-up reading of the newspaper page: spelling and layout repaired, one story lifted off a crowded page. It follows the original closely but it is not a transcription. The original page is below; read it if a detail matters.
John Burns, one of the oldest pioneers of Snohomish, is seriously ill. As the Eye says: 'Burns, like the rock back of the Methodist church, was on the ground when the average inhabitant arrived. Only those who have been here fifteen or twenty years remember when he came. He was always distinguished for frugality, not to use a less complimentary term. He earned money in the logging camp, but what he parted with he either loaned at a rate of interest or invested in real estate. He never spent it for personal comfort or adornment. Milk and oatmeal has sufficed for his food, and clothing that a poor man would throw away has been good enough for Burns. Besides the buildings on the west side of Front street, occupied by the telegraph office and the Chicago saloon, he owns the east side of the street from the City hotel to the Penobscot. He is known to have blocks of business houses in Olympia and how many elsewhere no one but his agents can tell. His income is estimated at $500 per month. The only creature who appears to enjoy Burns' confidence is a small dog that has been with him for some time, and the sole instance related to show that he appreciates attention is where that kindness was shown to his dog. He is something of a fanatic on the subject of religion, and those who know say he is ready to fight at the drop of a hat when his belief is criticised. Burns has lived in the low wooden shack that stands in the shadow of the brick block bearing his name.'
“Burns, like the rock back of the Methodist church, was on the ground when the average inhabitant arrived.”
The figure of the 'miserly' landlord is a staple of early urban history, yet today, land ownership patterns remain just as concentrated and opaque. While Burns lived in a shack while owning the main street, today’s absentee investors often hide behind anonymous LLCs, continuing a long tradition of PNW real estate power dynamics.
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