The Miracle Cure-Alls of 1870s Seattle
Before modern medicine, newspaper columns were filled with aggressive marketing for 'Pain Eradicators' and 'Radical Cures' that promised to fix everything from catarrh to death itself.
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A cleaned-up reading of the newspaper page: spelling and layout repaired, one story lifted off a crowded page. It follows the original closely but it is not a transcription. The original page is below; read it if a detail matters.
In offering this medicine, it is not intended to deceive the people as a cure for every complaint on earth; but a really scientific article of the greatest merit, which will prove a boon to suffering humanity—both on account of its adaptability to both man and beast, its cleanliness of application, and the price being within the reach of all. It will actually cure Rheumatism, Lameness, Neuralgia, Swellings, Contracted Cord, Contracted Muscles, Cuts, Stiff Joints, Sores, Sore Throat, Sprains, Lame Back, Bruises, Diarrhea, Cramps, Headache, Colic, Faceache, Burns and Scalds, Earache, Inflammation of the Kidneys, and all Nervous and Inflammatory Aches and Pains. Dr. Steele, who has for years been in the Proprietary Medicine business, and who has traveled in various parts of the world in search of information, has great confidence in the Eradicator as the 'Plus Ultra' of safe, sure and reliable remedies for general use as a Family Doctor. Provide yourself with a bottle without delay, as you will always keep it in the family and save money. We can produce thousands of testimonials as to the immediate relief and a trial will prove to the most skeptical that it is truly an Eradicator of Pains, Aches and Inflammations.
“The World moves, and unless we progress we must be left behind—nothing remains stationary.”
The 1870s were an era of 'snake oil' gold rushes, where unregulated tonics were sold with the same ferocity and scientific-sounding jargon as modern wellness supplements. While we have more rigorous oversight today, the underlying human desire for a 'silver bullet' health solution remains a constant fixture in Seattle's consumer culture.
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