The Great Grape Carnival Canning Catastrophe
A local canning contest turns messy when improperly processed fruit leads to an explosion in the Commercial Club rooms.
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Sounds, suggestive of a Mexican border riot or a Yaqui Indian uprising, issuing from the Commercial Club rooms occasioned considerable excitement in the Hover Block one day last week. Investigation revealed no bloodshed. The noises were not those of busy musketry, but the popping, bursting and sizzling of some dozens of cans of fruit, the product of the competing canning clubs in the Grape Carnival contest. By the rules of the contest the canned fruit became the property of the Commercial Club and the carnival committee was at a loss to know what disposition to make of it. Time and fermentation relieved the committee of all worries on this score. With the cans screened out, the fruit can be utilized for garbage. The superiority of glass over tin has also been demonstrated, as the fruit in the glass jars just spoiled while that in the tins spoiled the cans as well. In the local competition the winning team was awarded first prize on speed, they having canned 108 cans to their nearest competitors' 76. It would be interesting to know how many of the bursted cans in the Commercial Club’s back room are out of the 108 and how many out of the 76. In future contests it might be well to reserve judgment and take the canned fruit under inspection for a few days, in order that speed may not usurp the honor due efficiency.
“The noises were not those of busy musketry, but the popping, bursting and sizzling of some dozens of cans of fruit.”
This incident serves as a humorous reminder of the early 20th-century obsession with rapid industrialization and boosterism, where contests were used to build civic pride. Even today, the tension between 'moving fast' and 'quality control' remains a central critique of modern business culture.
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