The Kitchen Apron Rebellion

Yes, we were foolish enough to vote for woman suffrage—but never again. Sheriff Duffy sent a summons to Mrs. Chore Boy to come and serve as a juror. She is at Prosser now, helping to serve out injustice to some poor victims, while we are at home trying to play the farmin' game with a kitchen apron on. We would give a list of what we have to do but our space is limited to two columns, so it is not worth while to start in. Jeanette Rankin broke into the house and was not even arrested for it. Just one man in the U. S. can walk ahead of her when she marches. She acted real sensible and let Pres. Wilson take the place just ahead of her when the house made the grand march before the notables. But since those same notables kissed her hands the way they did, there is going to be an awful epidemic of house breakin' on the part of the women voters of the country and when they find the house is not large enough to accommodate all, they are goin’ to vote to build more house. So, feller male voters, we appeal to you to strike while the strikin' is good. It may seem to you that wearin' this kitchen apron has made us a little hysterical, but when it comes your turn to wear one, you will be watchin’ the game thru the same knot hole that we are.