The Ballard Ghost Case
A morbid prank involving a 'dummy corpse' in Ballard sends the local coroner on a wild goose chase, leaving the town laughing at his indignation.
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The reported suicide of Carrol Dean at Meadow Point has proven to be an elaborate hoax. After a note signed by the supposed victim was found in a boat, a dozen leading citizens of Ballard organized a search party. Upon failing to find a body, the group—to avoid appearing as victims of a prank—decided to lean into the joke, dressing up a dummy in old clothes and parading it through the streets to the local hose house. The spectacle became so convincing that the coroner, Horton, was summoned to hold an inquest. When the truth emerged, the coroner was left in a state of indignation, while the townspeople celebrated the prank with a collection that was ultimately spent on drinks.
“The report that the body had been found spread like wildfire all over the town.”
The Ballard hoax captures a specific, grim frontier humor that seems a world away from modern Seattle, yet the 'phantom news' that spreads via rumor and social validation remains a permanent fixture of urban life.
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