The Paradoxes' Last Argument
After three years of domestic strife, a Seattle couple reconciles on the eve of a formal separation, proving that sometimes the best way to handle a 'horrid temper' is to tear up the legal papers.
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Mr. and Mrs. Paradox, after a union of three years, had agreed that they couldn't agree, and were to sign a legal separation. Domestic peace had long ago folded her wings and floated out of the window; love and tender sympathy had shrunk, startled, away. At the end of these three years, friends had been called in council, and a solemn session of relatives had been held. The lawyers were summoned to draw up the papers. Abby Jane prepared to return to her mother, and Mr. Paradox took up quarters in a hotel until his departure. But the night before he was to sail, the waiter announced a lady. It was his wife. 'I wanted to speak just a word or two to you before you went away—forever!' she said. Abby confessed her regret for past arguments—for turning out his dog, Rover, and for refusing his mother’s company. Mr. Paradox admitted he had been wrong about her aunt and for withholding a seaside trip. 'If there is any forgiveness,' said the husband, 'it is I that need it.' Holding out his hands, he asked, 'Abby, shall I go, or shall I stay?' 'Stay,' she whispered. He folded her close, and they agreed to go to the lawyer's office to tear up the separation papers and begin life over again on an altogether new platform.
“Domestic peace had long ago folded her wings and floated out of the window; love and tender sympathy had shrunk, startled, away.”
This story from the 1880s Seattle press highlights that marital discord and the legal dissolution of households have long been central anxieties in the city’s domestic life. While modern divorce laws have stripped away the 'scandal' and moralizing associated with such separations, the underlying tension between personal autonomy and the preservation of a home remains a familiar rhythm in the Pacific Northwest.
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