The Haunted Spring and the Swamp Angel
A terrified homesteader stalks a mysterious, inhuman wailing in the woods near Lake Washington, only to find a very modern solution to his suffering.
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It was a lonely homesteader in the deep recesses of the forest primeval which borders the classic Lake Washington from whom we obtained the particulars of this o'er true tale. 'Night after night,' said he, 'I had been startled by a weird, uncanny wailing, which seemed to proceed from the neighborhood of the Haunted Spring, which, edged with poplars pale, is shunned with superstitious horror by the aborigine and rarely visited by the most adventurous of the palefaces. Night after night my faithful collie sank into the cabin quivering with fear, as the dissonant wail shuddered through the startled air. I could bear it no longer, and shouldering my trusty rifle and leaving my faithful watchdog whining piteously as he saw me depart for the unhallowed spot, I followed the serpentine trail which led to the Haunted Spring, picking my way over fallen logs and rocky boulders by the struggling moonbeam's misty light. As I neared the locality the mournful cadence of the mysterious sound rose fitfully above the soughing of the wind through the somber pines. Not in the place catering which the lost wretch leaves hope behind could be heard a more frightful sound. Treading lightly, I stole unawares upon the source of the hidden horror. Just then the moon, hitherto partly veiled in clouds, shone out in unclouded brilliancy, and there in the forks of a willow, close to the turbid waters of the Haunted Spring, I beheld an empty bottle that had once contained Swamp Angel's Rheumatic Cure, the only known sure cure for rheumatism in all its forms, left there by someone unmindful that it would be to me a divine message of a divine gift, for with one dollar I obtained one bottle from the S. A. B. C. Mfg. Co., Seattle, Washington Territory, which entirely cured me of the terrible rheumatic pains which I had had for thirty years.'
“Night after night my faithful collie sank into the cabin quivering with fear, as the dissonant wail shuddered through the startled air.”
This piece is a classic example of 1880s 'native advertising,' where a sensationalized supernatural ghost story is used to shill a patent medicine. It highlights the aggressive, often deceptive marketing tactics of the era, which mirror the way modern digital platforms now use 'clickbait' narratives to drive interest in consumer products.
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